They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
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Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
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He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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