Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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