You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
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You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
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I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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