Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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