Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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