No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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