his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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