I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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