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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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