Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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