I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
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I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
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The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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