I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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