So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
My life is pants optional.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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