READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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