So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
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She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
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Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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