I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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