Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
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But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
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It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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