whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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