that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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