i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
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You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
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She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
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