please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
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For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
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Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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