Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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