i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
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i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
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I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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