you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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