i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
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