I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
we're so committed to being not committed
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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