No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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