dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Randomize
