Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
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drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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