At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
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I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
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Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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