you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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