I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
only if we run a train.
done.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
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My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
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That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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