ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I have post one night stand depression
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