Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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