Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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