he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Barsexuality is the new black.
it glows. i had to have it.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
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This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
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I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
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well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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