I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
she smelled like a LAN party
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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