He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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