Non-Jews are for practice
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
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I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
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Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
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