So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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