My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
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I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
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I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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