I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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