I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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