Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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Oh Jesus.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
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Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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