Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
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The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
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That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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