i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
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I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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