the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
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about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
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The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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