Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
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I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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