its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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