I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize