Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
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Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
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It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I enjoy the company of your penis
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