I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Randomize
