I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
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found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
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Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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