It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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